Thursday 27 August 2009

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Tuesday 25 August 2009

Rossobiachi - Lets get it going!

The Original River Plate Version

Ay che bostero
Vos sos ortiva
Vos sos amigo
De la policia!

En Mar del Plata
No te plantaste
Con los Borrachos
Como cobraste

Sos cagón, sos cagón! Sos cagón, sos cagón!
Sos cagón, sos cagón! Sos cagón, sos cagón!






The United Version


From the green and gold to Rossobianchi
The boys from Old Trafford mean everything to me
The pride of all Europe, the team above all teams
We are United and so we all sing

United! United!
United! United!
United! United!
United! United!



Monday 24 August 2009

Liverpool 1-3 Aston Villa

Rafa before the game: "Villa last season was very good, scoring five goals and keeping a clean sheet, with a high tempo and lots of pressing. But I would like to play a little bit better. We were in a very good moment when we beat them and, while I am not saying this to be arrogant, but I think we can improve on that game."

Fergie's Wartime Consiglieri

Usain Bolt before the 5-0 win at Wigan: "I made a call to Sir Alex. I told him losing is not an option, so he talked to the guys and told them to get it done".

Friday 21 August 2009

Usain Bolt is a Red


Usain Bolt demolishes the 100m and 200m world records at the World Championships this week. I put it down to the training he got at Carrington with Fergie and the boys.







Bolt is a big United fan and was interviewed recently saying: " I'm not worried. We have a great side still at Manchester United and I think we'll do well this season.

'We had a solid team last season and we just lost two players. As long as our midfield is strong, I'm not worried.'

Bolt added: 'Alex Ferguson is a very good manager so I am looking forward to this season. Go, Manchester!'

Tuesday 18 August 2009

Monday 17 August 2009

Squeeky Brum Time

So with a weakened attack, an injury decimated defence and no star signings, United seem to have inexplicably improved, managing something they have struggled with in recent years, winning on the opening day of the season.

Above all else, having endured two seasons where we failed to beat relatively weak opposition at home in Reading and Newcastle, winning today felt even sweeter than usual.

The performance itself was far from footballing bliss though, a mainly frustrating affair that failed to excite for the most part. The main theme was once again our profligacy in front of goal.

I would love to see the statistic on how many chances we create compared to the number of goals we score. In this game, we had 17 shots on target, 9 off target, 7 saved shots and 10 shots blocked. 1 Goal.

Rooney scored it and was his all action best. Berbatov oozed class and actually broke sweat. If he adds consistency and goals to his link up play, he will be a legend. Evra was once again the left back blueprint of defending and attacking interplay.

My Man of the Match and special shout out goes to Fletcher, someone who is already on the way to being a terrace hero. He was outstanding today, doing all the things we know he is good at from running marathon distances on the pitch to doing a job in both penalty boxes.

Today also, I saw him step us as a real on-field leader, constantly shouting orders and organising the midfield. He paid special attention to Fabio and Valencia throughout the game, encouraging them throughout, and with that both their performances improved as they game went on.

So all in all a great 3 points and flashes of an exciting team for the season ahead.

Be warned though the papers with their uninspired pundits will lazily keep repeating the line: 'How will United cope without Ronaldo and Tevez".

The ABUs (Anyone But United) will repeat this after each game for at least another 14 seasons.

All we need to do is remind them that we had one of our worst scoring seasons last year with Ronaldo and Tevez in attack.

For now I am off to bask in the happiness we all feel on at the start of the new season, with the added knowledge that we are 3 points better off at this stage than both our previous successful seasons.

WTFAMU

Images: United v Birmingham City Opener



Quickies: United v Birmingham City


Man of the Match: Evra


A goal line clearance, constant forages into attack, dominant defending.



Star Performers: Rooney, Fletcher and Berbatov


Rooney scored and did what he does best, lead the attack.


Fletcher was a strong leader, constantly encouraging Fabio and Valencia in particular.


Berbatov's link up play and touch was different class. Consistency and goals needed



Underperformers: Fabio


Fabio looked shaky, lunging ino tackles and getting cought out. Improved as the game wore on.



The Opposition: Dogged


Birmingham were solid, and their tackling was impressive. Joe Hart pulled off world class saves.



Moment of the Match: Evra’s goal line clearance.


Birmingham had the momentum, and a goal then would have taken the game back to the edgy play of the opening half.



Old Trafford: A bit subdued as the action on the pitch didn't get the vocal cords going.


Away Fans: Large numbers, loud, and a couple of good chants “We’re gonna win the league”.


Stretford End: England’s Number 10, England England’s Number 10” at Joe Hart.



Fakht of the Day: 17 shots on target



Thoughts of the Day:


Where was Carrick? Rumours about a bust up with Fergie should turn out to be rubbish.

If only Fletcher could shoot.

Finally a win on opening day.

Friday 14 August 2009

Footballers on Facebook

*Taken from the excellent Red News Forum

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Rio Ferdinand: going to hit the Amsterdam cafes before the game, who's in?
Gareth Barry likes this
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Bobby Zamora rejected Phil Brown's friend request
Fraizer Campbell rejected Phil Brown's friend request
Marc-Antoine Fortune rejected Phil Brown's friend request
Michael Owen rejected Phil Brown's friend request
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Arsene Wenger is not worried about his lack of transfers this summer as he has internal solutions 1 hour ago

Alexander Song Billong likes this
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Denilson likes this
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Joleon Lescott has to go to work tomorrow : ( 13 minutes ago

Craig Bellamy has joined the group Money is ruining football

- Benjani likes this
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Alberto Aquilani: Oh no! I've just had my new house robbed!!!
Steven Gerrard, Jerzy Dudek, John-Arne Riise, Lucas Leiva, Dirk Kuyt, Peter Crouch, Jose Reina and Daniel Agger like this
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Sat'day random drinks n' antics LOLZ

Ledley King has been tagged
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Ashley C can't find his fone, can some1 give it a buzz for us?

Jermaine Jenas likes this
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Roque Santa Cruz is looking forward to starting on Saturday

Craig Bellamy is looking forward to starting on Saturday

Carlos Tevez is looking forward to starting on Saturday

Emmanuel Adebayor is looking forward to starting on Saturday

Robinho is looking forward to starting on Saturday

Benjani is looking forward to starting on Saturday
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Steven Gerrard hopes his 'groin' injury clears in time for Sunday z
Yesterday at 20:03 · Comment · Like

Ben Foster Ditto z
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Joleon Lescott became a fan of money.

Gareth Barry likes this
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Marcus Bent is hoping to start at Old Trafford - 1 hour ago
Sir Alex Ferguson Likes This.
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Andy Goram became friends with Andy Goram
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Jamie Redknapp is literally on facebook
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Frank Lampard is LOLing at Stevie G - 3 hours ago 3 comments

-Steven Gerrard ****** off Lamps

-Rio Ferdinand oi oi epic banter lads

-Steven Gerrard did he dedicate the banter to his Mum
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Mike Ashley My evil plan is almost complete.
Niall Quinn & Peter Reid like this.
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Glen Johnson is looking at new toilet seats in B&Q
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Tomas Rosisky is fit and loving life! can't wait for the new season 1 week ago

Tomas Rosisky is depressed
3 days ago
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Samir Nasri is watching Top Gear on Dave. Cheers Abou
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David Moyes is skint

Mark Hughes likes this
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Didier Drogba poked Jens Lehmann 3 years ago

Jens Lehmann went down holding his face

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Rio Ferdinand feels like a prick after his mistake tonight 10 mins ago
Dirk Kuyt likes this
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mark hughes sent jolean lescott invitation to join the group 'Mancity'

invite was rejected

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Steven Gerrard has created a group, "Court, it's fucking easy!"

Eric Cantona does not like this
Joey Barton does not like this
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Thursday 6 August 2009

LFC on the ball again



Someone should tell the marketing department that he's gone.

Monday 3 August 2009

Penalty Shocker



Alex Del Piero takes the baton from Berbatov as the latest high profile striker to miss spectacularly from the penalty spot