Saturday 25 July 2009

Stevie G Acquitted

A mood of joy swept over the Liverpool FC squad today on the news that their captain, Steven Gerrard, has been acquitted of the charges levelled against him over an assault that took place at the Blue Oyster nightclub in Stockport in December 2008.

The verdict was a clear relief to all connected with the Anfailed club, best highlighted by a source inside the Melwood training ground "Stevie is very popular amongst the boys, and the great news of his acquittal was received by an amazing outpouring of love and team bonding amongst him and his team mates."

This emotional outpouring goes to re-enforce the widely held view in football circles, and a known fakht to their manager Rafaela Benitease, that the LFC squad are indeed a very tightly knit group.